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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 12:59
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Gov. Abbott activates state emergency resources ahead of anticipated severe weather - Click2Houston
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Apple drops a spot on 2025 Fortune 500 list - 9to5Mac
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Colts will induct Jim Irsay into their Ring of Honor in Week One - NBC Sports
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nvidia CEO Pays Tribute To Late Nintendo President Satoru Iwata In New Switch 2 Video - Kotaku
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
No go.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
A 14-year-old created an app that detects heart disease almost instantly - Boy Genius Report
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Where did cosmic rays come from? Astrophysicists are closer to finding out - Phys.org